what if I'm pregnant?
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what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
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I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
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I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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