i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
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One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
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I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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