I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
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You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
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You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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