But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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