I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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