did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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