i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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