OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
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I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
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I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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