I'm drive I can fine osifer
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
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The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
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Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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