I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
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I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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