My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
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I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
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I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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