Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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