You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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