google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
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I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
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Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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