Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Randomize