so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
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i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
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I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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