He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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