I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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