listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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