I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
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John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
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I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"