I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
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I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
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his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage