I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Acid is not a monday night drug
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
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it's not cheating when I paid for it
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
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There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.