Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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