im having a threesome with these popsicles
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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