Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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