I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
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Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
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