I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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