What should our trivia night team be named?
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So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
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Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
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Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
He did a backflip because drugs
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