Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
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my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
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If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
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