Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
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Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
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Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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