I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I wear drunk well.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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