Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
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woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
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Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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