I hate your face
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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