I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
