what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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