Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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