was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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