I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just cut my nipple shaving
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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