Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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