College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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