I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
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I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
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We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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