dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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