i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
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Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
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I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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