youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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