She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I forgot how hot balto sounded
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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