It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
