Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Ladies don't puke and tell
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
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