just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
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what are you doing with your life
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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