I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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