My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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