You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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