I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
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THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
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I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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