You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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