There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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