I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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