So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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