i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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