This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
they need to just BURY HIM!
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
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woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
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I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I licked your asshole in confidence.
These tits shall not be calmed
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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