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she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
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There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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